Eine Inszenierung von Miraz Bezar
The champers is about to go pop at the clinic! Nurse Marianna Schwenzer and senior physician Jasmin Tarak have already sedated the patients and chilled the champagne. New Year’s Eve at the Berlin hospital promises to be a clinically intoxicating jamboree… until the arrival of the Bülükoğlus: Family matriarch Elif and her very pregnant daughter Ela, her biological sons Abraham and Mohamed, and her son-in-law Christian. Embracing not only the entire Middle East and Anatolia but also half of Neukölln, the picture-perfect family is thrilled about the future son and heir. Especially Christian, the soon-to-be model father from the village Niederpierscheid in the Eifel district Bitburg-Prüm. Clan chief Elif has already begun planning her future grandson’s circumcision…
Wait a minute! Circumcision?! Suddenly the family idyll and the perfectly organised clinic operations begin to unravel. Negotiations need to be conducted immediately ‒ and before the eagerly anticipated offspring is delivered. No one leaves the delivery room!
A play about a piece of skin, the controversial length of which Germany‘s future seems to depend on. A precise grasp between the legs with many questions: stuffed vine leaves or sandwiches? Quran-abiding Christians or Jewish bodybuilders? Suction cup or obstetric forceps? Bare-knuckled do-gooders and cotton-soft fundamentalists are calling the challenge!
Christian:
I’ve had it! I herewith demand an immediate end to the
oppression of majority society in Germany!
Mohamed and Abraham (together):
Dude! What majority? Just look around!
